Reacting to Blue Ivy
Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.
I was not prepared.
MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
"Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"
taylor swift who? haha [locket falls off neck and opens revealing a picture of taylor swift] haha woops hold on, don’t know what that is [leans over to pick up necklace and pictures of taylor swift fall out of my pockets] oh, oh jeez… i-i uhh… [jacket slightly opens revealing an I <3 TAYLOR SWIFT shirt] th-this isn’t what you think it is… [fearless ringtone starts playing]