“jinkies i lost my glasses!” — velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via nerkmid)

i did this today and i have no life it’s official

mrgolightly:

ursulatheseabitchh:

ohsoswiftly:

Reacting to Blue Ivy

Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.

I was not prepared.

unclefather:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

"Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"

ed-sheeran:

taylor swift who? haha [locket falls off neck and opens revealing a picture of taylor swift] haha woops hold on, don’t know what that is [leans over to pick up necklace and pictures of taylor swift fall out of my pockets] oh, oh jeez… i-i uhh… [jacket slightly opens revealing an I <3 TAYLOR SWIFT shirt] th-this isn’t what you think it is… [fearless ringtone starts playing]

kikmessenger:

*sells meth at taylor swift concert*